“Draco Malfoy, Bringing Sexy Back Since: Now
LOOK AT THIS GQ MOTHERFUCKER, GODDAMN
YOU THINK THIS PUREBLOOD’S GOTTA FINISH SCHOOL WELL YOU ARE WRONG FOOL, HE’S TOO BUSY SCOPING CABINETS ON THE BADASS SIDE OF TOWN, HIS HAIR IS PLATINUM AND SO ARE HIS CREDIT CARDS—SQUIB, DON’T YOU TOUCH HIS CANE, THAT IS 24-CARAT PIMP.”